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Cleanup Crew

You didn’t cause the mess, but somehow you’re always the one wiping it up
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You didn’t cause the mess, but somehow you’re always the one wiping it up
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You’re the one stuck suffering alongside the grind and the rules
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While everyone else is busy melting down, you’re already taking over
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The crisis hasn’t even arrived yet, and you’ve already imploded three times
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You split the bill down to the second decimal place
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You can just be passing by and still end up taking the blame for somebody else
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If there’s money in it, you can’t even be bothered to fake a kind face
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Money isn’t the issue. It shows up, it just never sticks around
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Everyone else leaves fully recharged, and you’re the one losing HP first
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You work fine with someone leading. Alone, your whole system crashes
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It’s not that you’re cold. You just genuinely do not want any connection with them
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You definitely read the message. Your reply just looks like it was typed with your feet
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You still clock in, but the slacking never stops
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They’re just in a bad mood, and somehow you start living it for them
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You still pass for human most days. Add pressure and the wiring starts to short
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You look cooperative on the surface, but every bone in your body is resisting
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Solo queue is better than babysitting, at least you won’t be stuck cleaning up after them
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Alone you go mute. With your person beside you, you turn into the mob
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You turn into whoever fits the room best and call it blending in
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They reply with “oh” and you’ve already acted your way to the finale
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You write that heartfelt essay till sunrise, and they hit you with a single “k”
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Single, you’re a war god. In love, you lose all critical thinking
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The second it hits late night, your brain starts looping in circles
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Your mouth is still polite, but in your head the knife is already out
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You don’t say much, but you catch everything and just choose not to blow it open
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You’re basically buried for 29 days, then spend the last 3 hours rebuilding heaven overnight
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It’s not that you’re gone. You just never fully logged into this world
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This build is so blessed it honestly looks like you loaded cheats
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Everyone else is fighting for it, and you can’t even be bothered to look up
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You just stand there and the whole room of wage monkeys loses the ability to think, trying to hand you their bananas and bank cards
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Other people start in the tutorial. You spawn straight into hell difficulty
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You talk mad shit the whole time and still somehow patch over everyone else’s mess
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